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20 April 2011 @ 09:59 pm
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Story: I've seen worse
Pairings: Yukito/Toya, Kurogane/Fai 
Rating: Pg-13
Warning: All the derp. Sex--talk. Sakura being a delightfully evil little monster.
Summary: Sakura isn't nearly as horrified as she should be when she walks in on her brother and his lover.
Note: I hope it's alright that I post this here even though Kurogane and Fai are absent, since the fic is still very much concerns them. If it's not alright, just tell me, and I'll remove it with all speed.

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It starts with Yukito once more slipping unthinkingly into keigo, as he usually does after a long day full of official meetings. They are alone in Toya’s private sitting room at the time, and the king’s subsequent response is to pounce on the high priest and wrestle him into a sofa. There, he assails his lover with a barrage of kisses, muttering in between that maybe if he bites his tongue off, Yukito will stop that nonsense. The priest replies a bit primly that Toya is far too fond of his tongue to do that, but doesn’t really seem to mind being assaulted in such a manner.

After a couple of minutes, Yukito flips them around so he can pin Toya’s hands to the cushions with one hand, starting to undo his complicated ceremonial garb with the other. A short while later, they are both halfway undressed and breathing pretty heavily, their kisses turning more sloppy and aggressive with need.

And it’s at this point when they suddenly hear a cheerful voice saying, “Toya, are you hiding in he- Oh.”

Yukito flies away from Toya as if someone just wired a thousand volt into the king, trips on his own discarded clothes, and ends up landing with a spectacular THUD on his ass. Toya scrambles to sit up, right his undershirt and pull up his halfway undone pants at the same time, and unsurprisingly is not very successful with either endeavor.

Sakura giggles.

“Uhm. I’m really sorry.” She claps her hand over her mouth, her cheeks burning red but her eyes shining with unabashed laughter. “You… really should lock the door when you’re…. uhm… doing those kind of things.”

Her brother and the priest gape at her, both blushing fiercely, but neither nearly as amused as the princess, who is shaking with quiet giggles. Yukito is, hardly surprisingly, the first one to manage to pull himself together enough to speak.

“You’re laughing,” he says, sounding rather scandalized.

“S-sorry,” Sakura splutters, jamming a finger into her mouth and biting it hard. Regaining some of her composure after a while, she breathes in deep and then smiles beatifically at the two of them. “There. Better?”

“Not really,” Yukito says weakly. “I have to say, of all the reactions I would expect to… to this, that definitely wasn’t one of them.”

“Well,” the princess replies reasonably, “I did already know about the two of you.”

“You did?” Toya manages to squeeze out, but he’s waved into silence by Yukito.

“Of course you did,” the high priest agrees, sending his lover an amused glance. “I was more referring to... well…”

“Oh, that,” Sakura says, going a bit pink again. “Well, to be honest, I’ve seen worse.” This is followed by yet another giggle.

What?” both the men exclaim, with varying levels of outrage. Yukito mostly looks shocked and horrified, while Toya looks ready to brutally murder whoever had exposed his little sister to… well, worse.

Sakura sighs a bit. “I guess I’ll have to explain. Uhm… maybe I should wait for you in my room so you can… ah, put on clothes?” It is possible that she intends for the pointed look she gives them to be subtle, but she’s still a bit too young to know how much is too much.

“An excellent idea,” Yukito says firmly, once more cutting Toya short; since he’s just spluttering incoherently, it hardly matters. “If you excuse us, princess?”

“Of course,” Sakura says brightly, all but bouncing out of there, and the last look she sends the two of them is positively wicked.

“Her explanation notwithstanding,” Yukito mumbles, “do you get the feeling that the princess has been keeping bad company?”

“Yeah,” Toya agrees, covering his face in his hands and slumping back on the couch.

 ~*~*~*~

Not much later – because no matter what Sakura was implying, there are some things that act rather effectively in the same way a cold shower normally does – the king and the high priest knock on the door to the princess’ quarters. Toya has gotten over the initial shock by now, and has reverted to his default “protecting the princess against the horrors of the world (and that means YOU, brat)”-behavior. Yukito is somewhat more collected, if still embarrassed – mostly he’s worried about having to rein in his lover’s temper.

Sakura shows them into her sitting room. She’s prepared tea, which she calmly pours into cups, smiling serenely and acting completely unperturbed by the whole thing. It makes Yukito reflect that although it was not this Sakura’s body which was present for most of the travels she told him about, having her memories must mean that she has also grown from the experience. She used to be more easily flustered.

As if reading his mind, Sakura begins. “Well, when I say that I have seen worse, it’s not entirely true. But having her memories, I might as well.” She laughs a bit ruefully, cheeks going a bit pink. “You know the two men who were travelling with us? Kurogane-san and Fai-san?”

“Yes?” Yukito ventures a bit hesitantly. Toya’s glare intensifies.

“Well, the two of them have… a rather special relationship. They’re very close, just like you, but they…” She thoughtfully puts a finger to her lips. “There’s a bit more shouting and teasing involved, I guess.” She smiles fondly. “And they’re both rather impulsive men, you see, and they don’t always think their actions through. Even more so when they’re… uhm, eager, I guess.” Now she definitely does look flustered, and Yukito chuckles, something that earns him a scalding glare from his lover. Which he promptly ignores.

“Ah. And the two of them were…?”

“They did close the door,” Sakura mumbles, wringing one of her sleeves in her hands. “But travelling together like that, we became… rather like a family, I suppose. We were used to walking in and out of each other’s rooms. Uhm… Only that time, it wasn’t a very good opportunity to be walking into Fai’s room, I guess.”

“Those two…” Toya growls, and Sakura promptly smacks his arm.

“It’s not like they did it on purpose,” she scolds him. “They were really embarrassed by the whole thing.” And then she hesitates, going a bit redder. “Well, Kurogane-san was. And Fai-san was too, once he stopped laughing.”

“What exactly was so funny about that?” Toya grinds out.

“Well, he…” Sakura giggles, looking a bit awkward. “You see, his automatic response was of course to apologize immediately, but what with the situation… uhm… he had a bit of a hard time… articulating…” She starts laughing when she sees how much this horrifies them. “And then when he… didn’t have his mouth full… he was sort of laughing too hard to say much at all. Also, Kurogane-san had thrown him to the floor by then.”

“I know that I may regret this,” Yukito said, “but why did he do that?”

“Well,” Sakura says, once more with her most reasonable voice despite the laughter. “I imagine he thought that Fai-san's face was in the way. He was rather in a hurry to cover himself.” She grimaces. “Poor Kurogane-san. He didn’t actually realize that I was there until Fai-san started… talking. Or well, trying to talk.” She looks a bit downcast. “He couldn’t look me in the eyes for a week.”

“At least he appears to have some shame in his body,” Toya mutters, apparently deciding that Fai was the villain in the drama.

Sakura sighs irritably. “Really, Toya. Fai-san was very upset about the whole thing too. That’s one of the reasons he was laughing. He’s not terribly good at handling feelings.” She leans her chin in her hands, fixing Toya with a surprisingly serious look. “He did apologize afterwards. Both to me and Kurogane-san. He… didn’t take the laughter too well.”

“I can imagine,” Yukito agrees. “It’s not exactly the kind of situation where you’d want your lover to laugh at you.”

“I guess not.” Sakura once more smiles angelically. “And it wasn’t made any easier for him by Syaoran thinking it was kind of… well, funny. That is,” she amends, “after he stopped being horrified on my behalf. He smiled a lot when he saw how awkward they were around us.” Her eyes have a faraway look to them now, as she’s caught up in her clone’s memories. “It was nice to see him smile.”

Toya is still looking upset, although Yukito can see that he’s having troubles deciding exactly who he’s upset with. Sakura looks rather pleased with the reaction, even though the subject seems to have unsettled her. It must be strange to have someone else’s memories, when that someone else is you, and would’ve acted in the exact same way.

“So,” the priest says, returning to the original topic, “I guess when you saw the two of us…”

“It wasn’t so bad,” Sakura fills in rather diplomatically. “But I’ll remember to knock. After a couple of lesser incidents, Syaoran and I learned pretty quickly to knock every time we were entering a room where they might’ve been together.” She taps a finger against her lips, reconsidering. “Well, actually, we learned to knock every time we entered any room.”

“They didn’t stop?” Toya asks, clearly not thinking as much as reacting. Yukito rolls his eyes and Sakura snorts loudly in a not very princess-like way.

“What, stop having sex?” she demands, and Toya looks horrified that she even knows that word. “Honestly, brother.”

Her glare seems to serve to get Toya back to his senses a bit. “I guess not,” he mutters, leaning back a bit and sending Yukito a withering glare. The high priest just smiles.

“At any rate, I’d rather not see my brother and Yukito-san in such a situation,” Sakura finishes primly, “so I’ll be sure to knock. And maybe you should remember to lock the door after you. If you aren’t too busy, of course.” The jibe hits home, and Sakura smiles blithely at their flushed faces. “Now, if you excuse me, I’m sure you have business of state to attend to.”

And without further ado, they are heaved out of her room. “I think Princess Sakura is growing up,” Yukito notes a bit distractedly, staring at nothing much.

Toya grimaces. “I guess it can’t be helped.”

Yukito sends him an amused sideways glance. “It usually happens to children. Even princesses. Even little sisters.” To this, Toya mutters something inaudible. “Excuse me, what?”

“So do brats,” Toya mumbles, a bit louder this time. And Yukito laughs.

 

 
 
Current Mood: energetic
Current Music: Mama I'm a big girl now - Hairspray soundtrack
 
 
 
It's hard to dance with the devil on your back: TouyaYukiuakari120 on April 20th, 2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
My vote goes for "this is definitely KxF enough to stay" X3

I...I really adore non-flustered Sakura here! Which is really odd, because flustered Sakura is one of my favorite things EVAR. I like seeing Touya flustered instead...muwahaha - role reversal for the win! XD
sweetjerry: I will not keep itsweetjerry on April 20th, 2011 08:41 pm (UTC)
\o/ *all the hugs on you*

Haha, I adore flustered!Sakura more than words can describe. But sometimes, a girl just has to mess with her brother, you know? xD
total_alias: Touya and Yukito... *giggles*total_alias on April 20th, 2011 08:51 pm (UTC)
I love you, you wonderful person. I really loved it (loved Sakura the most) <3
Honestly, after spending that much time with Fai and Kurogane, how could she not be used to this sort of thing? XD
sweetjerry: Iphaelsweetjerry on April 20th, 2011 08:57 pm (UTC)
/dies the death of massive blushing/ THANK YOU. And I think she'd be pretty used to not only seeing, but HEARING a lot of... questionable stuff xD
total_alias: Just kiss alreadytotal_alias on April 20th, 2011 09:22 pm (UTC)
Not really. No questions there. XD *bad puns are bad*
I'm sure it went something like: they're at it again -_-'
sweetjerry: Still smartersweetjerry on April 20th, 2011 09:37 pm (UTC)
LOL NO. No questions at all.
Now I wish that I could draw, because I'm having this vision of Sakura and Syaoran sitting in the room next to their's, all flustered and not knowing where to look xD
total_alias: Just kiss alreadytotal_alias on April 20th, 2011 09:47 pm (UTC)
Roflol, too bad I can't draw either
truedespair69truedespair69 on April 20th, 2011 09:07 pm (UTC)
LOL on Touya's reaction.

I mean the whole was just a 'She already knows but it's still kinda awkward' kind of moment.

But kudos for her for understanding. X3

Funny story overall~! ^__^
sweetjerry: In ur kitchensweetjerry on April 20th, 2011 09:10 pm (UTC)
Haha, that was what I was going for \o/ And thank you so much <3
maijame: bash pervertmaijame on April 20th, 2011 10:06 pm (UTC)
At first I actually thought she was referring to some otherwordly Touya and Yukito, but of course she's been a lot more exposed to Kurogane and Fai. d'uh...

This was lovely! It's always fun to ruffle Touya's feathers and who better suited than the little sister!? Too bad she only told the one tale... it would have been fun if she had more than one experience to talk about. Just imagine Touya's face after hearing more and more and more and thinking his pure little sister got so thoroughly corrupted during her absence.... *x*
*dreamily*
(We're all evil for loving mental torture so much...xD)
sweetjerry: Cindysweetjerry on April 21st, 2011 12:00 am (UTC)
LOL WELL. That would've been hysterically funny as well :D

Sisters are made for this purpose only. Trufax. And LOL, she'll probably start telling wild sex stories about her travelling companions every time she wants Touya to shut up now.
/all the huggings ^^
Cloverfieldfieldofclover on April 20th, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC)
I second Uakari on the KF enough to stay, because they were very much characters in this, even in absentia.

LOLOLOLOL FAI IS LAUGHING WITH HIS MOUTH FULL

And non!flustered!Sakura is pure coolth; there is no doubt that she's a woman of the world now, lol, I can see her being totally calm about it and Touya being all 'my sister saw me getting freaky with the high priest, my sister, and now I will never have sex again, ever'.

XD I LOVE THIS LIKE BURNING XD

/stalks you
sweetjerry: I'm your mansweetjerry on April 20th, 2011 11:55 pm (UTC)
Victoly! <3<3<3!

FAI HAS NO TABLE MANNERS. I MEAN WHAT.

LOL. And then Yukito would be like "........YES YOU ARE /all the linefais forever"

WELL I LOVE YOU SO :D
Cloverfieldfieldofclover on April 21st, 2011 12:17 am (UTC)
WELL HE OBVIOUSLY HAD NO ONE TO TEACH HIM IN HIS WILD YOUTH- BAD ASHURA FOR NOT SHOWING FAI HIS PROPER MANNERS/s>

/is shot

...and Touya would refuse because Sakura would be there, and eventually there would be a scandal about the High Priest tackling the king during a ceremonial proceeding on account of his raging libido being unsatisfied.

/is shot again for mentioning Yukito and libido in the same sentence

sweetjerry: Dangliessweetjerry on April 21st, 2011 12:23 am (UTC)
YOU SHOULD BE SHOT FOR MAKING ME SNORT WITH LAUGHTER SO LOUDLY THAT I JUST WOKE MY MOM UP JDKGHSJGDJGSÅÎODSOÖÖHDK /DIES

/HUGS FROM THE GRAVE
Cloverfieldfieldofclover on April 21st, 2011 12:27 am (UTC)
/necromances you with promise of porn

BAHAHAHAH MY REVENGE IS COMPLETE

(consider it revenge for making me snort during japanese class and making my teacher look at me quizzically)
peaceful_furypeaceful_fury on April 21st, 2011 02:10 am (UTC)
Reading in class again?

I thought you had learnt the wonderful art of not reacting while in class (something which I am still learning cause you and fic try and make me laugh to much in Chinese)

Hugs
Cloverfieldfieldofclover on April 21st, 2011 02:12 am (UTC)
When do I not read in class? I'm all done for the day though, I am simply waiting for my group meeting at 3pm, so I have time to kill and possibly write fic in because I know you will stalk me if I do not update.

And you know me and fic is the only thing that makes like worth living in Chinese class. Trufax, yo.

*hugs you like a madwoman*
peaceful_fury: Winpeaceful_fury on April 21st, 2011 02:06 am (UTC)
That was wonderful and it made me giggle and smile :)

And I love how Sakura is so use to walking in on things that she barely reacts to her brother and Yukito situation.

Hugs
sweetjerry: SISTAHsweetjerry on April 30th, 2011 11:41 am (UTC)
Aw, I'm glad to have brought amusement ^^

Sakura just needs to own them sometimes. Trufax xD

/all the hugs
mikkeneko: big kitty little kittymikkeneko on April 21st, 2011 02:20 am (UTC)
This is hilarious. I approve :)
sweetjerry: Still smartersweetjerry on April 30th, 2011 11:42 am (UTC)
<3! I'm glad ^^
that hipster bee: {stock} gojirabeeskies on April 21st, 2011 10:52 pm (UTC)
i say that this is quite lovely and enough kurofai natured to stay. it's like a little puppy that appeared in here and now i can't stop rereading this. c:
oh, sakura. i loved reading this sakura and she should really be used to all sorts of beautiful ho yay/les yay happening all around her, it's CLAMP, after all</strike> and overall characterisation was just on spot too.
so, thank you for writing this. c:
sweetjerry: In ur kitchensweetjerry on April 30th, 2011 11:45 am (UTC)
Yay ^^ And also LOL PUPPY-FIC xD That makes me feel like such win.
And yes, since she IS a CLAMP character, she really ought to be totally desensitized xD And fgdsghkfshgshk thank you so much, that is a relief.
Thank you for being such a sweetheart!
that hipster bee: {the lady} hello hello babybeeskies on May 10th, 2011 08:58 pm (UTC)
puppies. <3 and you're very, very welcome, my dear~
xxshebeexx: [tsubasa] kuro/faixxshebeexx on April 27th, 2011 10:24 pm (UTC)
such a cute little fic.. giggling away! can really imagine the matter-of-fact look of sakura against the looks of the over two :) <3
sweetjerry: Appreciationsweetjerry on April 30th, 2011 11:45 am (UTC)
Aww, thank you! Doesn't Sakura-ownage just give you a warm fuzzy feeling? xD /hugs